New Years resolutions

I usually fail all mine by 2nd January but this year I am determined to keep them.

  1. Lose weight – obvs
  2. move more e.g. Get off my fat arse
  3. read more intelligent books ( yeh right) but at least one classic for every trash one
  4. keep a diary – a real actual write it down diary. I got 2 lovely ones for Christmas, I am getting old and cannot remember anything
  5. stop smoking……… gulp
  6. save money…… ha ha ha
  7. buy less make up…. ha ha ha
  8. stop swearing (FFS)
  9. be nicer to Mr Mouse
  10. sleep more
  11. moan less
  12. stop sticking cotton buds in my ears
  13. charge my phone
  14. drink less coffee – yikes
  15. realise there are more important things in life than housewives….. say what??? Noooooooo.


  1. Mouse, instead of the L’OrΓ©al clay mask, order the big jar of Queen HΓ©lΓ¨ne mint julip mask off Amazon. I think you get 2 big jars for the price of the L’OrΓ©al.

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