I usually fail all mine by 2nd January but this year I am determined to keep them.
- Lose weight – obvs
- move more e.g. Get off my fat arse
- read more intelligent books ( yeh right) but at least one classic for every trash one
- keep a diary – a real actual write it down diary. I got 2 lovely ones for Christmas, I am getting old and cannot remember anything
- stop smoking……… gulp
- save money…… ha ha ha
- buy less make up…. ha ha ha
- stop swearing (FFS)
- be nicer to Mr Mouse
- sleep more
- moan less
- stop sticking cotton buds in my ears
- charge my phone
- drink less coffee – yikes
- realise there are more important things in life than housewives….. say what??? Noooooooo.